Observations

• I talk to myself
• I sigh a lot
• When I'm at work, I sneeze at least 10x a day
• My kids don't need me anymore
• I miss my friend
• I don't tolerate the heat well anymore so I just stay in the house with all the blinds closed
• I'm in a food rut
• I don't enjoy cooking for one
• My food and money run out at the same time
• I'm going to the State Fair this week
• I can't live without a fan over my bed
• I have been getting up every morning at 5:30 and walking for 45 minutes
• I'm reading Twilight and actually enjoying it

I just saw this list today and couldn't believe it! Where do people come up with these names?
FASTEST-RISING BOY'S NAMES
Castiel
Bentley
Eoin
Easton
Lucian
Aarav
Zion
St. John
Kaiden
Sterling

FASTEST-RISING GIRL'S NAMES
Tenley
Harper
Everleigh
Martina
Sookie
Navi
Charlotte
Eloise
Loralai
Ursula
(Is this for real? Who would name their child Sookie or St John?)